DO RE MI     by, Homer J. Simpson

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    |          |          *ahem*  La la la la....  *ahem*  LAAAAAAA!!
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     |    /  \/  \        DO...... the stuff... that buys me beer...
    /\/\ (o   )o  )       RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
    /     \__/ --.        ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
   (              )       FAR..... a long way to my beer...
    \_   _-------'        SO...... I'll have another beer...
     |  /        \        LA...... I'll have another beer...
     | | '\_______)       TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
     |  \_____)           That will bring us back to...
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     |_____/\/\           (Looks into an empty glass)
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                          D'OH!